Пообщался с миссионерами из Джус фор Джизэс
Не знаю чем я согрешил, но рекламки и баннеры благой организации "Сок за Иисуса" лезут у меня в фейсбуке из всех дырок. Как правило на баннере изображены вполне нормативные такие ортодоксальные евреи с призывной надписью "Давай поговорим". Ну чтож, давайте поговорим, подумал я и записался на прием к ближайшему миссионеру.
Миссионером оказался виртуал по имени Emmanuel.
Под катом транскрипт легкого интеллигентного троллинга на английском языке.
В ролях:
Zhorick Miloslavsky - Я за него
Emmanuel - Пастырь Божий
Emmanuel Shalom Zhorick Miloslavsky. How may I help you?
Did you have a question?
Zhorick Miloslavsky Oh yes I do
There are many ads of your organization in my facebook page
Emmanuel I see, have you heard of Jews for Jesus before?
Zhorick Miloslavsky After seeing those ads I think the answer should be yes definitely
But my question is a bit different
There are many pictures of various people exposed through your ads
Are they members of your organization?
Emmanuel no, they are commentary pictures. They are not affiliated with our organization.
Zhorick Miloslavsky I see. Do you think they might be supporting your activities?
Emmanuel No, I don't expect they do.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Interesting. Then why do you put them in your ads? When I look into ads of Coca Cola I normally see a bottle of Coke, not a Pepsi Cola
Emmanuel That's a good point. Just like coca cola we have marketing strategies. Obviously it worked because you clicked on the link
Zhorick Miloslavsky Oh yes. Talking to you was my main purpose
Emmanuel we just want to engage with people and ask what they think about Jesus
Zhorick Miloslavsky About marketing strategies. Would you agree to call your marketing strategy as "misleading" or "falsification"?
Emmanuel Nope It's just humorous
Zhorick Miloslavsky Sure, I did not expected other answer. So bring people on your site was the only criteria of your marketing strategy... I have a great idea to you then
You should consider placing there naked beauties. It will work better than those bearded men
Emmanuel To talk to people about Jesus is our goal. We think He is the Messiah of the Jewish people and want to tell others that the Messiah has come.
What do you think about Jesus?
Have you ever considered Him to be the Messiah?
Zhorick Miloslavsky I can not say those standard phrases attract me much. I hear them on my daily routine from various missionaries of different sects. But I really loved your definition of your marketing strategy. With your permission, I will keep our dialogue
Emmanuel I am sorry but I cannot allow that for many reasons.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Which reasons?
Emmanuel Legal reasons
Zhorick Miloslavsky Do you expect me to keep or conversation in secret?
Emmanuel I am not sure what I expect. I would assume you wouldn't want to tell your mother that you were talking to a Jews for Jesus missionary.
I expect that you would engage with me on questions I ask such as, WHo do you think Jesus is? Which you haven't responded to yet.
So Who do you think Jesus is?
Zhorick Miloslavsky Probably someone you were paid to promote. Right?
Emmanuel I cant tell you the answer to a question I asked, because I am trying to get your answer.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Well. In some contexts such a question is meaningless. Let's assume someone approach you on the street and ask you who do you think Spaghetti Monster is. Your natural answer will be "huh"?
Emmanuel I am not sure how this answered my question? I fyou aren't interested in talking about it I will let you go.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Thank you for spending your time with me. I don't know about you, but I got my questions answered. Thank you for that.
Emmanuel I am glad I could help. Lehit Rey'ot. (Sorry I don't have a Hebrew keyboard on this computer).
Zhorick Miloslavsky English is good enough. Bye bye
Chat closed.
Вот такая вышла беседа. Что интересно, сейчас просматривая свой фейсбук я больше евреев не вижу. Вместо них на меня строго смотрит усатый пастырь, похожий на Вилли Токарева. Рад что они так быстро реагируют на замечания, впрочем жду появления голых красоток, которых я им посоветовал.
Миссионером оказался виртуал по имени Emmanuel.
Под катом транскрипт легкого интеллигентного троллинга на английском языке.
В ролях:
Zhorick Miloslavsky - Я за него
Emmanuel - Пастырь Божий
Emmanuel Shalom Zhorick Miloslavsky. How may I help you?
Did you have a question?
Zhorick Miloslavsky Oh yes I do
There are many ads of your organization in my facebook page
Emmanuel I see, have you heard of Jews for Jesus before?
Zhorick Miloslavsky After seeing those ads I think the answer should be yes definitely
But my question is a bit different
There are many pictures of various people exposed through your ads
Are they members of your organization?
Emmanuel no, they are commentary pictures. They are not affiliated with our organization.
Zhorick Miloslavsky I see. Do you think they might be supporting your activities?
Emmanuel No, I don't expect they do.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Interesting. Then why do you put them in your ads? When I look into ads of Coca Cola I normally see a bottle of Coke, not a Pepsi Cola
Emmanuel That's a good point. Just like coca cola we have marketing strategies. Obviously it worked because you clicked on the link
Zhorick Miloslavsky Oh yes. Talking to you was my main purpose
Emmanuel we just want to engage with people and ask what they think about Jesus
Zhorick Miloslavsky About marketing strategies. Would you agree to call your marketing strategy as "misleading" or "falsification"?
Emmanuel Nope It's just humorous
Zhorick Miloslavsky Sure, I did not expected other answer. So bring people on your site was the only criteria of your marketing strategy... I have a great idea to you then
You should consider placing there naked beauties. It will work better than those bearded men
Emmanuel To talk to people about Jesus is our goal. We think He is the Messiah of the Jewish people and want to tell others that the Messiah has come.
What do you think about Jesus?
Have you ever considered Him to be the Messiah?
Zhorick Miloslavsky I can not say those standard phrases attract me much. I hear them on my daily routine from various missionaries of different sects. But I really loved your definition of your marketing strategy. With your permission, I will keep our dialogue
Emmanuel I am sorry but I cannot allow that for many reasons.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Which reasons?
Emmanuel Legal reasons
Zhorick Miloslavsky Do you expect me to keep or conversation in secret?
Emmanuel I am not sure what I expect. I would assume you wouldn't want to tell your mother that you were talking to a Jews for Jesus missionary.
I expect that you would engage with me on questions I ask such as, WHo do you think Jesus is? Which you haven't responded to yet.
So Who do you think Jesus is?
Zhorick Miloslavsky Probably someone you were paid to promote. Right?
Emmanuel I cant tell you the answer to a question I asked, because I am trying to get your answer.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Well. In some contexts such a question is meaningless. Let's assume someone approach you on the street and ask you who do you think Spaghetti Monster is. Your natural answer will be "huh"?
Emmanuel I am not sure how this answered my question? I fyou aren't interested in talking about it I will let you go.
Zhorick Miloslavsky Thank you for spending your time with me. I don't know about you, but I got my questions answered. Thank you for that.
Emmanuel I am glad I could help. Lehit Rey'ot. (Sorry I don't have a Hebrew keyboard on this computer).
Zhorick Miloslavsky English is good enough. Bye bye
Chat closed.
Вот такая вышла беседа. Что интересно, сейчас просматривая свой фейсбук я больше евреев не вижу. Вместо них на меня строго смотрит усатый пастырь, похожий на Вилли Токарева. Рад что они так быстро реагируют на замечания, впрочем жду появления голых красоток, которых я им посоветовал.
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Комментарии из ЖЖ (8)
ereyzer · 2014-11-19 23:29
Hilarious
Zhorick Miloslavsky at his best
curiousalex (автор) · 2014-11-20 10:14
Re: Hilarious
Yeah, Geezes loves you too!
sergiej · 2014-11-19 23:30
А не проще просто выключить эту рекламу? Ну или вообще вырезать
curiousalex (автор) · 2014-11-19 23:31
Гм,а такое возможно?
sergiej · 2014-11-19 23:33
У каждого поста или рекламы есть опция "I do not want to see this"
Я так вырезал всё что мне не хотелось читать или видеть и живу спокойноcuriousalex (автор) · 2014-11-20 00:16
Ого, век живи - век учись. Не знал. Сейчас так и поступим.
igorla · 2014-11-21 01:37
"we have marketing strategies"
А то мы не знали :)
Роскошный диалог!curiousalex (автор) · 2014-11-21 08:02
Вопрос является ли маркетинговая стратегия синонимом слова лохотрон. Пастырь божий уверен что да.